By Ted Schredd

Take one plastic glass and try to hide under your left arm without cracking it. While hanging out at work or in a social situation tell your friend that you have been having some neck troubles. Go on and on about the pain and how much anxiety it has been causing.

When you fell that you have whined and pouted enough – take your right hand and reach to the top of your head. Tell your friend that you think chiropractors are over paid and besides you think that you can do just as good a job as they can. Then pull your head around and at the same time squish the plastic cup under your arm. You should be able to mortify your friend and pull off a pretty good stunt.

Mike Kerr is a speaker and trainer in the subject of humour www.mikekerr.com