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Are you tired of those negative voices in your head? Solve your Mind Poo problems now...
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- Bring a rope and a Cowboy hat to a local park, find some geese and have yourself a fun time trying to roping some geese.
- Do a fake fall - falling down is funny
- Dress up really weird and walk around the block waving to people you have never seen
- Fill a condom up with water and leave it on a busy side walk. Observe the results.
- Freely distribute mini bottles of blowing bubbles in crowded public places
- Go into the adult section of a video store with a friend and comment loudly on the titles you have seen and the how great the actors were.
- Go to the library and loudly ask where the erotica section is and how many books you can check out at once

- Have your caricature done
- Order a pizza while you're at the beach
- Keep a squirt gun in your vehicle and have it loaded at all times
- Place a Whoopee Cushion on someone's chair just as they are sitting down
- Play flash light tag in a crowded place at night
- Print up a bunch of "lost pet" signs, instead make signs for a missing grilled cheese sandwich. Tape them up in lots of public places, and make sure people see you doing it. Be sure to look very sad.
- Put on a business suit and walk around a toy store playing with the toys really enthusiastically.
- Sit in a large cardboard box on the side of the road with a sign that says, "Why lie? I need a BEER!!"
- Skip to the grocery store from your car, or ride in the buggy back
- Take you pants off and try and give them to someone
- Walk down a busy street and then freeze for no reason
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, " I Won! I Won! Third time this week!"
At the Mall
- Climb into a window display and pose
- Do the Peewee Herman Dance on a table in a food court
- Go into a fitting room and yell really loud, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
- Go into a store all dressed up with some friends and give the appearance you are a movie star (see how many people you can convince - have some bodyguards)
- Go to the make-up section of stores in malls and give yourself a new look
- Go shopping wearing flippers and swim goggles then go scuba diving in the water fountain for change
- Have a sumo wrestling match in the middle of a mall
- Hide in the clothes racks, and when people walk by, or browse at the racks, change your voice and say "buy me", "pick me" or something of that sort
- Hum the "Mission I mpossible" theme loudly in a retail store
- Keep a mini water gun with you when you go to the mall. I nconspicuously shoot people as they walk by and watch for their reactions
- On a cold day get a big blanket and walk around an outdoor mall saying to different people " I 'm warmer than you!"
- Play the keyboard at the organ store
- Put on a white smock and find a ruler and a clipboard. Spend the afternoon asking strangers to let you measure parts of them
- Stick a price tag on yourself and sit on a shelf
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